neueratemybaby: umiamano: queermobile: i’m outchea ohmyfuckinggod i’m too drunk to tell if this is real or not but i want to believe
heyfunniest: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works woop well that was anticlimatic wait wait WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON What that is dumb and does not happen. Look, check it out. See, not much diff- Wait, what- the fuck. You guys are being dumbs That does not happen in real...
meanwhile in Britain: is that...is that sun?
kookookachew replied to your post: I call my penis...
Goddamn normal people, ruining everything. They just do. There’s this kid at my work placement who called me it for a bit, but that was completely unrelated. (I got him to stop that shit anyways. It’s different when they’re about 8)
I call my penis Sebastian, and I also use Sebastian as an alias. However, my flat mates at Uni have found out I call my penis it and now I need to find a new alias, cause apparently normal people don’t find this shit acceptable.
My daughter has chosen the Dark Side