May 2012
memewhore: veronox: canwemakeout: tupacabra: i just searched portrait of overweight woman on log in forest and got this the internet has everything i tested this with “baby riding a banana” and this is the result google gave me I searched for “Shark on roller skates”. This came up: I’m not sure if it counts… Holy shit, I just picked the most random combination I could...
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GHETTO TRANSLATIONS 101
#1 “I’m around da corner.” = I’m 45 minutes away
#2 "We in Dis Bitch!" = We Will be attending the event
#3 Free my nigggaaa" = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free to him because he is my friend
#4 "so you Mad?" = "it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn't seem like a big deal to me
#5 "you wasnt with me shootin in the gym" = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form
#6 Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?
#7 Im Bout To Go Ham = If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions
#8 "I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.
#9 You Tryna Chill? = I Really Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You But If I Said That You Might Say No
#10 "I'm chillin tonight" = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity."
# 11 "you aint bout that life" = your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!
#12 Sh*t just got real! = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!
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llcooljofficial: do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school
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eastcoastginger: no
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I just remembered that time I played Left 4 Dead with my mum for like an hour and a bit. She was alright after she got a hang of the controls.
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